Hey...cut him some slack. Some guys never even learn where the button is.

Ah, yes...who wouldn’t want to work in the Bay Area for $65,000 per year as what amounts to essentially being a servant for a bunch of (probably) rich (probably) assholes from 6 a.m. - 10 p.m with a bunch of tankers going by all day. This lighthouse isn’t even on the coast, it’s in the bay right between the Richmond…

It may have been the case that if she had a customer that didn’t pay it would come out of her wages - lots of service industry jobs are like that. That $35 may have been half a day’s work.

The responsibility rests solely on the woman who saw two people standing in front of her vehicle and decided to press her foot down on the accelerator.

Why is his face three sizes too small for his head?

Ugh, with Madonna it's like "why bother" at this point. 

Disembodied sunglasses

I guess Trump was right.

Pics or shit didn’t happen.

The funeral director saying “I cold take care of them” is a good one, too.

There is just something very meta about your misspelling in the picture caption and calling this a bog.

If we’re coming to terms with death, great. If we’re propping up the funeral scam industry, not great.

I’d agree with that. Baphomet appears a lot in art, but not like in that particular statue’s depiction. Made me think of the Devil card from the Rider-Waite-Smith Tarot, but the hand is different and the two figures are very different.

This is textbook justification.

Are we sure she isn't going to just steal a baby?

When did she not admit it?  Being feminist and talking about sex doesn’t mean you don’t want a real marriage and kids.

Because locking animals who need to be out in the African plain into cages and small habitats makes them behave in unusual ways? Imprisonment tends to do that.

The zoo in my city brought in a male lion, in hopes of breeding it with their three lionesses. First thing the poor bastard did when they were introduced was have an epileptic fit. Now, the eldest lioness is the dominant one (and she is fucking cool. Lionesses are cool). Also, because he has no dominance, he can’t be…

Maybe she had to pick up his impala carcasses one too many times

Was it the snoring, because it was probably the snoring.