That is hilariously horrible. How did we become the dominant species on this planet?

When I was 22, my dream was to one day own a Birkin Bag in taupe and Very Prive heels in black....

I just hate this pigeon-toed, tee-hee-I’m-so-cute pose.

I really hope that “There are going to be answers some people don’t like,” doesn't mean what it almost certainly means.

the unexpectedly great 2014 comedy

my favorite ever, only-got-asked-it-once, left me utterly speechless disney question:

They won’t call an ambulance though. They’ll just snap photos making ~ironic~ gang signs over the “dead” body, post them on IG, and collect their double taps.

Unless of course the EMTs strap you face down on the gurney and you suffocate.

Always been happening. Just now hearing about in a national news media setting.

So fucked up, also another story and i hope i am not derailing but a Native American activist died in jail under suspicious circumstances after being arrested for a traffic violation, his case is also very similar to this one and Sandra Bland.

My friends don’t even have cottages. Here I thought I was an adult, but it was all a lie.

Exactly.

“Oh, they’re a vegetarian, so they won’t eat anything that looks like meat.”

“Oh, they’re a vegetarian, so they won’t eat anything that looks like meat.”

“Do you make your sandwiches with bread?”

Thank you.

Oh wait, they were brother and sister.

Who goes out on a first date in a big forest alone? That screams “YOU WILL BE MURDERED” to me.

I love this story. Also, I would rather be in a plane FILLED with people furtively fucking in secret under blankets than have a kid kicking the back of my seat. Or be seated next to someone chatty. Fuck on, star-crossed roommates of the world!

Not “by”.... “ of”.