I run a podcast about cleaning on Deadspin and you need to ask if I’m crazy?

I feel like you could’ve ended this post after “As a Newcastle fan, I feel especially fucked.”

As a Newcastle fan, I feel especially fucked. Just back in the EPL after a year in the wilderness, and thought I’d finally be able to watch them every week again as the reward. Instead it will be back to shitty pirating again most of the time.

So fucking sick of this team giving their opponent a big lead and then suddenly taking it back.

Of all the things that I hate about LaVar, nothing bothers me as much as the weird thing he does with his hands as he walks.

What the hell did I just read?

What the hell did I just read?

Way back when, I worked at a grocery store. We had a greeter who was your typical 80-something year old retiree. He drove a Z06 convertible every day. Even the dead of winter. One day when we got over a foot of snow, I saw him drive that damn Z06 like it was the middle of summer. Still makes me smile to this day.

Yes. I would sell if the opportunity is there.That isn’t always the case and people regret it. There are plenty more places and houses out there!

Or rent the entire house for $$$$ and rent a small place for $$.

I’ve actually never seen Alien. I should probably get to that sometime. John Dies at the End sounds interesting, though. The only other comedy horror I’ve seen (that I can think of) is What We Do in the Shadows, which is an absolutely brilliant docu-style vampire parody.

Plus, do you really want to go through the hassle of finding people to split rent and deal with their crap?

I’ve seen all of those already but really loved Cabin in the Woods! The others were good too.

30's are when I really started not giving a fuck about what other people thought (40's are even better for that!). It’s very freeing, and I’ll bet you will grow amazing amounts of confidence in yourself in your 30's!

Hi, I can’t figure out how to join discussion. So trying this. Today has been a horrible day full of weeping. It’s been a bad year but just wanted to say I read this site every night and all of you keep me sane and at times smile, so thank you guys.

Kinda sad that a car site even gets break vs brake confused

“man, if I had a chin for every tired excuse I hear I would have about the same amount of chins”

God, I’d love this for all to go to shit for everyone and have the Sixers take Lonzo.

Even better? Hot tea.

And above iced tea is the best of all cold weather drinks: SUN TEA.

If your only chance of scoring is hitting the catcher so hard he drops the ball it probably isn’t a clean baseball play