There was a time when freaks like this had alternate lines of work, like showing up junior high schools, ripping phone books in half and deadlifting Isuzus while talking about the REAL power which was JESUS CHRIST.

with no commercial breaks while offering literally nothing of any additional value.

He was distracted by thinking about whether he needed to buy 3 different Father’s Day gifts since technically they’re all for the same guy.

I don’t pretend to know the intimate tenants of Islam, but I will say as a practicing Catholic, I skip fasts and meatless days sometimes and don’t feel that it is the be all and end all of my faith. Does Islam allow for similar tweaking?

Sounds like you do a lot more housework than I do! Is your relationship with your wife well-balanced in the division of chores, employment, child care, in relation to your respective capacities? Maybe she could be a little lenient about pushing in the chairs, for instance? My husband leaves cabinet doors open all the…

I’m currently on 30mg of Vyvanse. My current Dr. has rules about the way I take it. First, I have to take it by ten in the morning (so it doesn’t mess w/my sleep). Second, if I exercise I have to do it before I take my medication (apparently it can mess w/your ability to sense when you’ve exercised enough. Leading to…

Ramadan Mubarek and an easy fast. Big fan of Reza Aslan here.

I’m so glad you’ve finally gotten a diagnoses! I really like Vyvanse. One warning be Very careful that you take the smallest dose you can. I had a Dr. that presribed me too high a dose & it almost ruined my life for about ten yrs.

“Lose some weight.”

That’s just the thing! I don’t know anything about ski jumping anymore because I can’t watch ski jumping anymore because I’m not in Europe anymore! I could probably tell you some hot tips about ski jumping circa three years ago, but uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I want Deadspin to do the work for me.

Send us all your favorite ski jumping moments/storylines/athletes to watch! tips@deadspin.com. I would 100% blog about ski jumping.

With all the absurdly small-niche sports Deadspin is covering these days, you guys better cover the next ski-jumping season. It’s like the only obscure sport I actually love, and of course the one that Deadspin doesn’t give a shit about.

13 strikes and a grand slam. It’s like a Denny’s restaurant health inspection grade.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Who is being a dick? I didn’t say I’m thankful that they were shot.

Heartbreaking. Statistics show kids brought up in poverty are the ones who best utilize their resources. Imagine what these kids could do if given a fair chance.

Thats true, it’s highly unlikely that the offending child will be able to go home again. However, and this is with the full understanding of how straightened circumstances can be in marginalized communities, the offending child’s psychological needs likely *couldn’t* have been met at home, either. It’s a terrible…

He’s black. C’mon man. You know who really gives a shit.

You know, aside from the horror of the headline, having a baseline age for prosecution is something I believe is right and needed. The whole purpose of childhood is to learn boundaries. Clearly this kid needs help, jail isn’t remotely help.

“Who will stand beside Michael Bradley in Russia?