she used the car’s manual to troubleshoot her problem

I wouldn’t call being an aerospace engineer working on things that don’t leave the ground cheating, no.

Always been partial to the strike em out, throw em out game ending double play

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

the reason clint is so ageless is because he realizes that this is no country for old men.

The kind residents of “Minny” would beg to differ. (Actually, we wouldn’t actually beg, we’d just disagree but never tell you about it as not to hurt your feelings and start an argument.)

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

From DDayMuseum.co.uk

Fathers be good to your ballers

If he was, Jozy Altidore wouldn’t pass to him anyway.

Except for all the novels I’ve read and still loved this one.

Getting into an aero tuck requires good habits, since the hems can get caught in the crank.

Good for you Omar. That said, could you please stop forgetting to mark guys in the box? God, I’ve never seen a supposedly top level player just leave guys open two or three times a game like he does. So fucking aggravating.

“the USGA is a golf organization, and we make decisions about where to play based, first and foremost, on the quality of the golf course, as well as the competition, fan experience, and overall operations.”

Dude. I am a Cubs fan and you embarrass me. If you seriously think they got our worst you clearly know nothing about baseball.

Decided that relationships don’t have to be difficult or painful to be deep and important.

Rookie-averse NBA coaches kind of annoy me. These kids are not going to learn how to be NBA players through practices alone. They need game reps against real competition and time to make mistakes. If all they’re getting is a few minutes of garbage time, playing against the other team’s trash, it’s going to hamper…

I thought I was the only one who lost it watching Armageddon! Was expecting a pleasantly dumb “manly men make things go ‘Boom!’” movie. . .then Ben Affleck starts screaming “No, Harry! No!” and Bruce Willis tells him “I’m proud of you son”, and suddenly I’m BAWLING. My family of origin was abusive and toxic, so I…

One can only hope that Judge will inspire a generation of hulking young men to play baseball instead of destroying their brains by playing football.