He looks like a less plastic version of Eric Trump.

Where’s the Starbucks deal?

Where’s the Starbucks deal?

No, but when Swol Jesus hits a home run, the game is officially abandoned.

Any tomato will produce when you give it that much green space.

Armageddon, Rudy, and Hook all broke me.

“But Sisyphus teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises rocks. He too concludes that all is well. This universe henceforth without a master seems to him neither sterile nor futile. Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night filled mountain, in itself forms a world. The struggle itself…

Every star you get represents a reader who understands what you just wrote.

And he’s been incredibly responsible with his money. He doesn’t need a big payday because he stopped caring about the money years ago. He went from being the 2nd highest paid player in the NBA to the 80th (and the lowest paid Mars starter) in 2014-ish.

As a pale white man who married a brown woman, I don’t your issue with The Big Sick.

Except that Germany, post WWI, was literally ashes. Their money was worthless, they had no military, their most valuable natural resources had been given to the French, and their government was a house of cards.

Yea, but like, what if you’re wrong... 

Jack Oscar Statham is a wonderful and completely normal name. May the world follow this new and exciting baby naming trend.

Nope! Those are the best shorts.

Should the men in Playgirl have erections? Yay or nay?

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I never read, and often made fun of everything HP. When my wife and I got married I joked that if she read it to me I’d listen. She read me, every single word from every single book. We finished Deathly Hallows right before the second film came out. It was the single best time of our marriage.

I understand your point. The way it was explained to me was that she was made aware, at least implicitly, that her accommodation was unusual and not customary. She chose to ride anyway. Amusement parks carry an inherent risk, which is why they’re still in business. The ride she was on was not risky in the traditional…

I’m this case, I believe so. She was unable to buckle herself into the ride and, when asked if she would like to get off the ride before the they tried to buckle her using the straps from two seats, she took the riskier option and chose to stay on the ride. It was a million to one odds that such a disaster could…

As someone who spent a number of years working at a Six Flags amusement park I can say this much: safety is no fucking joke at any of their parks. The park I worked at has had two deaths. One was the result of an obese patron who could not remove their safety belt when a boat capsized in waist high water. I worked…