americanmagpie
AmericanMagpie
americanmagpie

Jordan never missed a dunk in the playoffs. LeBron will never be the GOAT if he keeps choking like this.

It looks like a Class B foam fire extinguisher that ran out of juice. Class B is ideal for fuel-based fires.

1999 Chevy Pickup for $55.00

And you find it beautiful?

Let me mansplain how disgusting a penis is.

The Human body is a beautiful thing.

Holy shit. 2:23. HOLY SHIT

Any site that has this ABOVE the story shouldn’t be trusted. 

Ladies, I need your help. My wife refuses to go bra shopping by complains about how her bras are either uncomfortable or unsupportive. She’s a 32b and often goes bra-less when her clothing allows. I don’t care what the price is, I just want her to have a bra she doesn’t hate, and preferably likes.

Ladies, I need your help. My wife refuses to go bra shopping by complains about how her bras are either

If anyone should be cautious about that pun, I’d expect it to be you Bobby.

Inappropriate relationship with a student.

Charter School update:

Am I an idiot/fool for trying to spend the next 6 months avoiding everything The Last Jedi related?

Will the prosecution please state their case?

Shade Court needs to verify this. Can you get it on the docket before tomorrow’s session takes place?

Nope. we hang dry our delicates after half drying them and I’ve never seen any fuzz on our clothes

Nope. we hang dry our delicates after half drying them and I’ve never seen any fuzz on our clothes

How does a forehead give you an orgasm? 

The spouse and I binged this show last week. It’s so exceptional. My only complaint is that no man can go down on a woman the way Troy does. But that is my only complaint, it’s that good.