americanmagpie
AmericanMagpie
americanmagpie

I like it because it lets me believe there are black people in Lubbock.

er mah gawd right!!

Have you been to an Aggie wedding? Good God in heaven they truly are a "special breed" of people. My 60+ year old mother looked over at me and said, in all honest sincerity, this kind of shit would never be tolerated at a UT wedding. Most of it was find and appropriate but when the dance floor gets open and they

Dr. Pepper.

When will we, if ever, be able to objectively determine fault for a goal being scored? As a former goalkeeper who wasn't all that good I know there are times when a goalie just fucks up and there are times when he gets hung out to dry; but there are also a lot of times in-between where no one is quite sure who to

Holy shit that Onion article title is the best ever.

Hell they let people hunt doves within the city limits of Frisco a rapidly growing suburb of Dallas.

herp-ity derp-ity, whatever you say george

god damn right! fucking conservatives just don't understand our enlightened superiority unless we constantly remind them of it from our ivory tower

Using rope and metal to contain our African American population since 1890.

Man, Tim Curry looks terrible in your animate picture. Here, I've found a better one for you, its not animated but he looks better so I think it is still acceptable.

Unfortunately for him, the Rice football players will be cashing paychecks for the rest of their lives, while JFB will be lucky if he can count bills with any regularity in 15 years. The Rice baseball team has our example.

MMQB Title: Washington football team member thoroughly and successfully wraps both arms around two opposing players of the Tampa Bay football team, named after pirates from the 17th century who largely operated in the Caribbean Sea and attacked the Spanish fleet, and brings them to the ground causing a loss of yardage.

They really need to do the top 125

Liza: Peter, Peter, Peter... that means don't play with it!

"But by the end of August I am always so completely bludgeoned by tentpoles that I fear I've permanently lost my love for big summer spectaculars."

Fort Worth. Fort Worth is Dallas's trash can.

way to skip the video for the comments, fuckin idiot

Ghost Eating Shells