key words: one big song and dance, not 8971239847234 songs and dances.

It, like every Bollywood film, is a bit long, but it is a labor of love. Read up on the history of the movie and you'll see the hoops Amir Khan had to jump through to make such a non-standard film reality. Its similar to the 30/30 series on ESPN, it got made by a bunch of people who really wanted to tell a story…

This may sound blasphemous but my families recipe, which is a decent shade better than most I've had, is absurdly simple and requires not-real limes.

All day, every day.

Or you could have just added a link to something like a Blender Hollandaise.

Haha, I live the same distance and you know that if Moreland is hitting well he can hit the ball as far as anyone. Baker has power I just don't know if when he'll be able to show it off. I know that was kind of grasping at straws and somewhat homer-ish. I've been going to games since I was an infant and aside from…

They'll do the same things the Giants and Cardinals did, play hit and run ball and keep adding grains to the hourglass. The Rangers of today aren't the Rangers of two years ago. I think this is the kind of team that Wash always wanted to have at his disposal. Guys who can get on base, swipe bags and make great…

I assume you're asking if I don't comprehend the notion that pitchers will simply pitch around him because there isn't a big bat to protect him? Because he's not slow and when walked we have a number of contact hitters who can advance him on the bases. This is a team that is going to become less about home runs and…

For the record Beltre is 10/23 with 8 runs scored, 2 HR and 7 RBI since Cruz got banned... All at bats were against division opponents. Just sayin.

Welcome home Clint, we've missed ya.

Welcome to Deadspin.

I feel sad knowing you haven't used it in the past.

I used to work for 6 Flags Over Texas and we had a small fleet of these to deliver 30lb bags of ice to all of the different food stalls in the park. Since the park is 50+ years old and been remodeled, expanded and generally overhauled for decades we would have drive through the park to deliver the bags to every…

ANY handball, outside the 18yrd box, to prevent a scoring opportunity is a red card. As a goalie for 20 years that is one of the first things you learn and it has never changed. There are a lot of times that yellows are given when red's could be given but this is a no brainer. How you can justify that as a yellow…

Chael Sonnen's more intelligent twin brother.

Yes it does. IF the patrolman knew Bin Laden was in the car and he hypothetically turns him in and suddenly has gets $25m he's going to be dead before he can even think of what to do with that money, much less how to get his entire family (there tends to be a lot of them) into safety in a foreign country. The entire…

Dear Pakistani police: Would it have absolutely killed you guys to do your jobs right the first time? Like, you know, actually arresting the most wanted mass-murderer in the world when you had the chance?

or Miami after April

Something else worth mentioning is that should any of these players decide to protest the suspension they can't be suspended until the arbitration court makes a ruling. This could take weeks or even months to accomplish. Conceivably the players union would protest the 19/20 players they represent in an order that…

Lip liner? Sure, why not.