Agreed

isn't that what gag balls are for?

as long as she uses both appropriately it works for me too

Well we can't all be winners

I could go for some fish flavored Italian roast beef

We would just be supporting the Deadspinners. They've been at war with the Jezebels and Gawkers for a while now.

wait, she has a face?

The ghost of Stanley Cup Past is not to fond of temperamental whining bitches.

Oh they'll have a field day with that, not because of the "women can't park" but because the idea that women on jezebel would dare to abide by Standard Operating Procedures, put in place by the evil government run by men who want to keep them down no less, is eroding their rights as women that they have and so…

Oh lawd, there's a pool there.

Since I work around the impressionable youth of this nation I couldn't watch the video but it seems obvious that Joe is a loose cannon and needs some sanctions. Preferably his neighbors should park an aircraft carrier in his back yard and see if he has the balls to throw something bigger than a rock at it. In the…

But this is 'merica, and I live in the south, i need to buy lots of fried chicken and have it pass through windows to take it home.... how would I survive if I couldn't get the biggest bucket of chicken in the world

Loving the fact that since men have been, largely, required to fight for protection since we were dragging our knuckles its obvious that we're the ones to blame. If there is one kid in a room and he breaks something you don't have to look far for your scapegoat, even if an outside force acted on it you're still going…

the first car i had in mind, +1

because reasons.

+1

+1

apparently two, the second being the Sera

CP

too late. but #cotd anyway