Hell, I could live off those charges alone :p

and this is why we can't have nice things, because stereotypes

and they're going to need extra sand pits after each straight and right hand turn, because sterotypes

And now it won't let me edit it, gah.

bingo

Camper: check

I can hear the intro in my head:

I agree, prohibition was something our country needed. It only caused the creation of the mafia, and made racketeering and the running of illegal weapons and alcohol. It also lead to the belief that government was a horrible entity that in its scope only caused problems. That mentality lead to the crash of Wall…

Regular rich people own regular Ferrari's, douches always seem to own these.

haha, i drove to work to pull 12hr shifts every day during those shit storms. fewer people on the roads and two and a half years living in northern Idaho taught me how to operate a vehicle in bad conditions.

everyone seems to forget how bad we did down in Texas around last years Superbowl

I'm from Texas, I wish the only jokes that could be made about me were relating to my eyelids.

haha, no worries, there isn't much to watch

intentionally politically incorrect comment below

obviously you don't recognize my avatar :p

ding ding ding

production values always go up when there isn't a giant dick taking up the screen

Of course he is. Its a shame when people take the only thing you've ever been good at and do something better.

When I lived up north I would go find a big campus parking lot that was empty and after the first good icing I would take my car up there and practice loosing control and recovering. E-brake slides, poping the clutch at 10mph and shimmying the steering to break traction and induce a slide. Refreshing my skill set…

#cotd