My mother in law once tried to put our Wüsthof knives in the dishwasher.  There was nearly a fight in the kitchen that night. 

You son of a bitch! Good show!

You tried, Mizzou.

Boy, I am really starting to dislike the Drake!

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

Those of us not currently residing in Jefferson County took both events as a swift kick in the gonads.

Is anyone else here old enough to remember Anderson Cooper and Lisa Ling on Channel 1 during the Gulf War?

We’ve gotta stop letting CB Bucknor out of the grays.

Definite yes on the Amex perks as long as they don’t goad you into buying stuff you don’t need.  During the last few years, they have offered a cash back reward for using your card to pay your phone or tv bill.  I believe those got me $30 just this year.

Still my favorite Marino highlight ever....

Fuck our non existent offense

I would recommend these people keep their distance from any St. Louis area HotShots while Matt Carpenter is at the plate.

Here’s to feelin’ good all the time!

+1 Crown Candy malt

List of people that feel sorry for the Sharks:

As a Cardinal fan (ducks), this is almost as painful to watch as Tino Martinez picking up his paycheck with a gun and ski mask for 2 years.

Nice comment, pretty boy

The worst time to take a dump?  When you’re drunk off your ass.

I think they mean that the runner’s foot was in the air when he slid into home plate, and he was tagged out before any part of his leg touched home plate.