When will Nazis speak out against Nazi on Nazi back stabbing? No? Sure?

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

Feel kinda bad that they’re going to have to put you down when everyone leaves here. :/

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Let’s remember some Deadspin:

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

It’s ok, Nats fans. Should they lose in Houston, just remember that the real treasure were the boos rained on diaper-baby presidents along the way.

It definitely will. I think this is his first non-controlled public appearance since becoming President, likely to avoid this exact scenario. This will play 24/7 on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. Dude is gonna be pissed.

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

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Balderdash! The one true Big Tuna is Bill got-damn Parcells.

Sorry, there’s no way you can justify rooting for the umpires after this.

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?