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Zombies Ate My Police Horse
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Nuke it from Orbit

“Howl... for Astronomy Photographs”, with apologies to Allen Ginsberg.

I have the same anniversary as the Rock now — yesterday was mine and my husband’s one year anniversary!

I really doubt anyone idiotic enough to want to look like that dipshit whore really needs to have any brain tissue removed.

Several women in Texas have gotten plastic surgery in order to resemble Ivanka. The face part of the operation isn’t so bad but the part where they crack their skulls and empty out 1/2 of their brain is brutal.

When this is over (or Trump's checks inevitably bounce), it’ll be back to Zircon & Rayon for those two.

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

RIP ME

discreet”!

I am a huge fan of “Freakonomics Radio”. They had an episode recently talking to the founder of Impossible meats and the future of meat and it was an excellent listen

A timely suggestion: “13 Minutes to the Moon” from the Beeb.

One of my favorite in-flight podcast binges was Gladiator about Aaron Hernandez. It was an utterly engrossing listen from the Boston Globe.
My wife and I also just finished up The Dream which is so fantastic. I’m always on the lookout for more multi part stories like those. We’ve enjoyed the hell out of Dr Death,

Surprised they didn’t list my favorite way of getting over a grudge, which is setting fire to the offender’s car and stealing his 401K.

Lots of paper towels, distributed to the crowd via free throws incoming.

All he is is vape in the wind.

Mila going off on a pro-democracy rant in fluent Russian would be the highlight of the weekend.

I’m currently daydreaming about Ivanka having a drink thrown in her face by Katy Perry. Or vice versa. 

I’m going to have A VERY DIFFICULT TIME voting for him if he gets the nomination.

Harry Styles makes me feel like a pervy grandma.