Art Bell isn’t dead! It’s Deep State misinformation! In reality, Art Bell’s head is alive and in a jar held captive at a secret location in the Mexican Desert by the RAND corp, the Illuminati, the Committee, Cali Cartel, the KGB, CIA, FBI, SIS, Mossad, Saucer people and the Reverse Vampires.

Jerry Orbach had some real acting skills. Folks have probably seen him on Law & Order and Dirty Dancing, but I saw him on Broadway as Billy Flynn in the original 1975 production of Chicago on Broadway and he was fantastic.

Oh noooo, this is awful

Hanlin is actually a crisis actor who self-published a “porn” image of himself as a staged event to promote online censorship and anti-1st amendment rights. Look at the angles of the shadows around his ball sack and it’s pretty obvious the image was taken in a mirror. Keep an open mind.

The hate for Khloe is STRONG in this thread.

Considering this is how you acquired him in the first place, Khloe,

I actually watched this again last night and can’t help but think that it gets a bit weaker with each re-watch. That doesn’t mean to say I don’t enjoy it — I do. But it’s not the strongest film, and the first two acts are only really redeemed by the exceptional third act.

Nah, they should all be in solitary, you know, for protection.

Aaron Hartzler’s Rapture Practice is basically 2a/4. However, his parents were not reality show “stars” or politicians, ergo they were slightly less awful. But all the same ridiculously insane religious shit. It’s delightful.

Only if Barron’s book is “My Dad Vlad”

2a. One of the Duggars— preferably one who comes out and is living his/her best life far away from their unique brand of crazy.

When a congealed mass of sun-downing liposuction clinic and dog grooming trimmings is so easy to despise, it’s not hard to come up with these on the fly.

+1 crippler crossface for the spit take your comment produced

My dad put an end to all family vacations 14 years ago. He’d make the threat that “this is the last vacation we ever take as a family” during every vacation we ever took and no one ever thought he’d ever follow through with it. Used to think he was an asshole for putting an end to it, but I get it now. We used to take…

This precious child!

Wasn’t that “rule” improperly ported over from Latin (where it really IS grammatically incorrect) to English by an overzealous teacher? But, yes, it’s bullshit.

She’s not some fucking princess, living on a massive country estate*. Daddy is a property developer who bought a derelict hotel, which is now a not-derelict hotel.

Fussiness over ending sentences with prepositions is something up with which I shall not put.

This is AWESOME. I love The Incredibles SO HARD, and Edna most of all.

-1, however, for their trying to make us believe that Kendall Jenner:
a. is a model;
b. knows what the word “visionary” means;
c. knows who Andy Warhol is.