They should all f*ck and get it over with. 

How is 4 puzzles for $100 a better deal than 1 for $25? 

How is 4 puzzles for $100 a better deal than 1 for $25? 

Lol she even married him AFTER he called her fat and annoying. Like neither of them knew what they were getting into. 

I’ve heard shoes like these referred to as “so September 10th.” 

Lol I think Jared’s full of sand and gears like that Nazi from Hellboy. 

Discreetly.

Discreetly.

If he were in any way human, Jared would have answered, “to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!”

Fingerprints, hell -- I’m imagining that poor child pushing on one and it toppling onto her. 

Is that my boyfriend Seth McFarlane in the background?

Thank you! Second article today with this spelling. 

“Discreetly” is correct in the body, but incorrect as “discretely” in the headline. Thanks!

“Discreetly” is correct in the body, but incorrect as “discretely” in the headline. Thanks!

Glob, I love you people. 

Love Pocket Casts on Android. 

Yard-sale Melanie!

As a pedant, can I just thank you for your proper use of “free rein”?

My evil stepmother had one of these and let me tell you how we wished... she hadn’t gotten rid of that Pinto!

That face. Want to moosh. And then feed pancakes. 

And the odometer! They’re always asking for plates and mileage at my shop. Love to be able to whip that out. I take a shot of the odometer when driving for work, too. 

Judge Dredd Gingrich hair.

Apologies if someone has already pointed out that one “dons” a garment.