I’m going to have A VERY DIFFICULT TIME voting for him if he gets the nomination.

oh my god

“It was a dark and Stormy night...”

He is staring deep into the melancholy winter sunset and thinking, “Fart. Thats a funny word.”

Usually you gotta pay double for that kind of action, Cotton!!!!!

This. Also, get enough context in the photograph that you capture not just the license number but the make, model, and color.

Daddy likes pink on her.

I know these don’t work on all vehicles, but they have been a lifesaver for me. I used to have a lead/acid battery jump starter I kept in my car. It sucked. It was big, heavy and required routine maintainance to keep the battery charged appropriately. These Li-Ion are exactly the same as any other power pack. They…

I know these don’t work on all vehicles, but they have been a lifesaver for me. I used to have a lead/acid battery…

It’s like we are living in Spain under the Habsburgs. Congenital idiocy.

TBQH I only want to hear blowjob tips from gay men, not straight women. There’s just something about an owner/operator that I trust more. 

The sharpest cheddar possible, yes.

One thing I would change about this is swapping out the American for Cheddar or Jack cheese. I cannot in good conscience put American cheese on eggs that I cook myself. That’s fine for a burger or fast food breakfast sandwich, but I needs that cheddar on my eggs. Also bacon plus processed cheese sounds very salty.

Apologies if someone has already pointed out that one “dons” a garment.

Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been a tan suit. 

It was disappointing to be on the receiving end of such disrespectful behavior from my current representative, but ultimately I’m focused on my campaign

Vulva, not vagina. The vagina is the interior, canal part. The vulva is the exterior including mound, labia, vaginal opening, etc. It’s an important distinction.

I never knew that goats were called Nature’s Presidents. I learned something new today.

It’s actually what Kamino shifted their production line to once they had fulfilled all their orders for the Boba Fett clones.

Yeah, Swetnick got the highlight reel stuff with some damn strong words, but Toobin got in some nice little jabs too. Loved his mocking of Caputo with the reference to the “short skirts = asking for it” bullshit.

Gotta love Toobin’s rhetorical deftness, which somehow got Caputo to nod in agreement that Trump and Republicans writ large support rapists.