As someone who lifted patients for 30 years, I can guarantee that yes you can lift with your legs. The gluteus muscles, the quads and hamstrings are among the largest muscles in the body, and when you call on them to power your lift (while keeping your back straight), you will not only save your back, the lift will be…

Canned sardines/bristling should be added to the list of proteins. Sardines over Saltines are awesome.

I had my sister, too. But it was just the two of us. 

Ugh, I don’t know how I could have done this without the help of my (otherwise intolerable) sisters. They came through only when sitting down at the funeral home. I’m sorry you had to do it alone.

Agreed. And I’m sure Anne ate at MOST a tablespoon of cheese spread on 3 crackers. I’m much more of a Costco-sized-wheel-of-cheese-in-one-sitting girl myself.

I got a widdle cwush on Sen. Kamala Harris. Fer-ocious.

“I was wrongly accused at my town’s best pizzeria.”

isn’t that what the alarm button on my key fob is for?

So she was 38 in Hey Mickey days? Wow. Also 74 now? Wow. She’s amazing.

Ivanka has a lot of nerve supporting the empowerment of women on the anniversary of (non-black) women’s right to vote when she favors a party that wants to limit the control women have over their bodies, a party that has no interest in increasing the minimum wage, a party that is anti-welfare, a party that doesn’t…

Yep. They should be able to sue her for everything that she has and will have. Honestly, she should never have been allowed to take a plea deal. The prosecutor should have went for the max with her. She should have gotten a felony, made spent all of the three years in jail and signed up as a sex offender. Her lies…

Eat another donut you lying bitch.

THANK YOU! When this broke earlier, I kept staring at the screen and muttering to myself, “Who the fuck is Lara Trump?”

Welllll, not everyone is meant to survive. 

Good roundup but those are watermelons, friend. 

Do you think GIN and WIN rhyming is a coincidence? Water is for suckers.

I did not know this existed. I need these pencils! I’m overdue for a JetPens order anyway.

I like both, but for mechanical you can’t beat the Kuru Toga Roulette that ROTATES the lead every time you press down, so you never get that sharp edge meeting the page. JetPens.com FTW.