It’s more like he skipped backbone day.

ooooohhhhh, I see you;-) I’m chuckling, and moving away;-)  As my grandmother used to say:

hey-o!

Greg Abbott is maybe the worst republican elected official in America. And that is really saying something.

+1 tree

Surprised he would post something so easily debunked. You’d think he would know all about not having a leg to stand on.

I'm all for #resistance, even if it's from Racist Birther Melanie (sic).

more cynically I think Melania is a tool. When Trump overshoots and risks alienating this less vulgar member of his base. Melania swoops in a pulls this Lady Godiva, my better half shit allowing him to save face.

I don’t care. Fuck her and fuck Michael Jordan too. Neither one of them “took a stance”.

she “realized that something real and serious was going on in Donald’s brain.” To which I say: no shit!

I think he’s railing sudafed off the resolute desk.

“Using your hands like a squeegee, wipe the water off your body before you get out of the shower, says a-r-c. Essential for hairy people who otherwise end up with a sopping wet towel and a lake on the bathroom floor.”

Mom?

When they’re not jumping out of moving cars.

Flipper? I just met ‘er!

Next time I stub my toe on a piece of furniture, I’ll scream “ASSOCIATE” and see if that makes me feel any better.

and smoking like a chimney.

Her life is already hell, but the demons urge her on.