Came here to post this—I will never forget how that little shit acted at that inauguration.

I’m so old because I remember when his kid acted up during a press conference or swearing in? And then SNL had Chris Farley play him.

shout out to all the dips in here obsessing about how this dude self-identifies politically and using that to gloss over the substance of his message ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Warms my heart.

Nathan filed a contested divorce proceeding and the two, who didn’t sign a prenup, are duking it out over $30 million.

My body is ready.

“Shut the fuck up you feckless cunt.”

You can make out in some places in public, but it’s not cool to make out in a theater while a live show is going on. That’s just bad manners.

I mean, Teddy looked VERY good in that gear. I’ve never been a huge fan of James Marsden, but if he looked like that all the time, I would so get it.

I am more concerned that Elsie has not taken a shower since she got kidnapped and tied down in a cave last season. They still have her looking slightly disheveled and dirty, but maybe she took a shower off screen and I didn’t see it. Every time I see her I get grossed out and I really just want her to take a shower or…

My host dog is totally gonna be a Schnorkie- doodle

My pinky finger immediately tapped the CAPS LOCK button the second I saw not ONE but TWO Lifehacker staffers professing love for the Pilot G-2.

I saw this guy play with the NSO. I have very little by which to judge his musicality, but the man can hold the attention of a crowd just as good as Beyonce.

I tried to do this the other day (car repair and eye exam and schedule a therapy session for prescription purposes) and my boss said at my age (28) I should be responsible enough to get my things done outside of work time, and declined my request. I took it up with HR and their rules are the supervisors determine when…

As much as I hate it I’m going to take a couple of days off this month to do just this. I took on a new project at work and I’m working another 8-10 hours a week and there’s no way to fit in vet appointments and runs to the dump and the yard waste facility.

Soup and meat (or, best of all, meat soup) is the best reason for living! No wonder she’s miserable. I’m gonna send her some of my beef, mushroom and barley soup which I make in a slow cooker. It think it’ll give her at least 1 happy day.

Uh, you know that’s the line from Airplane, right?

Mother insists that he uses good grammar and spelling in his tweets.

When you see images of Pence behind Trump’s shoulder, Pence always looks like he’s trying to kill him with his mind.