But the upskirt is always in play.

“GET ME SOME FUCKING PANDA NEWS, NOW!” - Sean Hannity, probably

As god is my witness, if we find out he paid for an abortion, I will learn the Carlton Dance and do it till my hips explode.

The hate for Khloe is STRONG in this thread.

Considering this is how you acquired him in the first place, Khloe,

Nah, they should all be in solitary, you know, for protection.

Aaron Hartzler’s Rapture Practice is basically 2a/4. However, his parents were not reality show “stars” or politicians, ergo they were slightly less awful. But all the same ridiculously insane religious shit. It’s delightful.

Only if Barron’s book is “My Dad Vlad”

2a. One of the Duggars— preferably one who comes out and is living his/her best life far away from their unique brand of crazy.

When a congealed mass of sun-downing liposuction clinic and dog grooming trimmings is so easy to despise, it’s not hard to come up with these on the fly.

+1 crippler crossface for the spit take your comment produced

My dad put an end to all family vacations 14 years ago. He’d make the threat that “this is the last vacation we ever take as a family” during every vacation we ever took and no one ever thought he’d ever follow through with it. Used to think he was an asshole for putting an end to it, but I get it now. We used to take…

This precious child!

Wasn’t that “rule” improperly ported over from Latin (where it really IS grammatically incorrect) to English by an overzealous teacher? But, yes, it’s bullshit.

She’s not some fucking princess, living on a massive country estate*. Daddy is a property developer who bought a derelict hotel, which is now a not-derelict hotel.

Fussiness over ending sentences with prepositions is something up with which I shall not put.