It was dark, and Stormy Daniels...

I love you and this reference.

I WANT TO SEE MEDIEVAL WORLD!

I’m so excited to see if we’ll get a glimpse of the other parks in Season 2!

OH SHIT!

No matter what Jon Stewart says I like their sandwiches.

I see your point. Maybe it’s not cyberbullying, but it sure is vile and petty. Especially since he was NOT really whining about it. This lady’s just a fucking bitch.

I like the curly fries.

Every photo of Eric Trump looks like Kurt Russell is standing just off-camera holding a petri dish of Eric’s blood and a hot wire.

... Hardly?

Those chinless, hare-lipped, dead-eyed motherfuckers. I’ve seen garden hedges with more natural charisma.

My last flirtation with CNN was the Boston Marathon bombing coverage, which they handled with all the grace and aplomb of Wagstaff Elementary Morning News.

Sounds like CNN has a real mess on its hands.

I associate Ricky Jay with Boogie Nights and Magnolia since that was my first exposure to him. Cool seeing this, what he is actually famous for.

Maybe we can start a new “Will It Instant Pot” column with super easy food cooked unneccesarily in an Instant Pot. Start, first, with a bowl of Fruity Pebbles.

THIS. Until Samantha herself says it was “just nerves” I’m not going to minimize her experience. As someone who has suffered from chronic PTSD for the past 30+ years, I immediately thought her puking had to do with what she was talking about, not where she was talking about it...

Courage !!!

Hahahahaha! The thought of TrumplThinSkin squeezing those tiny baby hands into fists made me snort coffee out my nose. Biden would PUMMEL him. PUMMEL HIM! Papaya Pol Pot’s head would be bouncing back and forth faster than the spring of my doorstop that the cat pulls to wake me up in the morning. I would pay to see…

Working for a living?