With some of those Trump-colored fries!

Would you say a frothy mess?

You leave Wagstaff EMN out of this! Their coverage of the Mad Pooper scandal was incisive and trenchant.

Sorry, fuck them both. Like she didn’t know she was marrying yard-sale Patrick Bateman? She and Melania both made their beds. Now their husbands can screw around in them.

This — see “stillbirth” for a similar semantic mystery that’s not a mystery.

FROTHY!!!!

OMG we ate that as kids and LOOOOOOVED it. Bless you, citizen! Haven’t had one in years (decades). I’m not going to try it now; Miracle Whip just doesn’t taste the same to me these days.

Hatters gonna hat.

“Save it for the semantics dome, E.B. White!” I’ve been dying to use that line. All my money’s on “Spine-Eater” Biden.

Hope to use any or all of these recommendations, because Berlin is so beautiful(ly shot) in Starz’ Counterpoint. But I don’t think it would be the same without JK Simmons.

Love you.

I used to, before I hit my 50s with a bad back. And even in my youth, the stores didn’t magically open in the middle of the night or Easter Sunday after my battery and I magically transported there.

I used to, before I hit my 50s with a bad back. And even in my youth, the stores didn’t magically open in the middle…

I have the previous model of this charger and it was a lifesaver during the awful cold snap recently. I jumped my own car multiple times, trying to run errands on the way to the shop to get a new battery. So grateful to have this in my emergency kit.

I have the previous model of this charger and it was a lifesaver during the awful cold snap recently. I jumped my…

What is the sound of one head exploding?

Followed by punch and pie? ;)

I’m thinking Marco Rubbery-o.

That headline gives me LIFE, BTW.

Ooh, also good! You’re right; I do feel just a tiny bit sorry for Jimmy Pesto. Randy uses a cow (read “any big game that should be left alone”) to make you hate him even more.

Not naked enough.

Man, I’m waiting for the Don Jr. perp-walk!