Yup, all the kids have that ugly Ivana mouth. Not enough orthodontia or Dep-Tet shots in the tri-state area to fix that.

Nope, he’s Randy.

IMO, nearly every movie has the missing-Ron-Perlman flaw.

Huzzah!

It’s mnemonic device, not pneumonic.

Heh, heh... You got me. PEGGED.

Har! I pegged it as “Mother puts a clothespin on my dick.”

Agreed. It is the proto-conspiracy theory.

Found it — the founder said some stupid shit like this.

I love Dwayne Johnson, but I bet there are more than a few buff actors out there that use a prosthesis, that could have done the shit out of this role.

I loved his little role in Moonstruck. Olympia Dukakis tells him what’s what about chasing younger women. Very sweet couple of scenes together. Still one of my favorite movies.

I just want to know how Trump gets his dick in all three of the Friends’ mouths at the same time?

I know! And snowblindness in cats, right?

Is this the same guy as “not all women’s bodies belong in our clothes...”? Or is this a new asshole?

I know, right? I’m like, who is this dizzy bitch?

Agreed. We’re already watching the fucking blooper reel.

I love allday too! I Breathe, I’m Hungry is another good one.

Har! I have one of those jello-wrecking sisters! We tell her the only thing she should make for dinner is reservations.

Isn’t this the BEST? I love opening that pot to a fully cooked spaghetti dinner. Makes me so happy.

I wish I got the color-coded ones, but this was a good step to keeping savory and sweet foods’ integrity.