Excellent point! I reach “critical mass” when my list is too long. Also, interestingly, if I try to add one too many supplements to my daily pill-taking. An extra vitamin D will make me stop taking all my pills, even the prescribed ones.

The Time Masheen is a dumb ride, anyway.

You guys never let me down. Came here for this.

Can we also never forget that Perry had an innocent guy executed?

The best.

Har! I imagined just this, with her bringing the knife down on the sausage with such speed and force that the plate broke.

I will always star a Dodgeball reference.

I have this monitor, but paid MORE than this. It’s a lovely piece of hardware, and very much worth it.

I have this monitor, but paid MORE than this. It’s a lovely piece of hardware, and very much worth it.

We would also accept that.

Wow, I was just struck by something — what if Trump has to run for re-election, even if he doesn’t to? If he’s an unindicted co-conspirator until he leaves office and faces charges on that day, he might not want to leave office.

Conway has the unfortunate look of the exercise-addicted.

OMG separated at birth! The brows, the wall-eyes, the chin count! I couldn’t figure out whether Fuckabee or KellyWellyAnne had the more fucked-up face. Looks like these two are sharing a left-hemisphere stroke.

Crap! Ms. Reid is my new favorite person!

Your superlatives are superlative.

She’s a fembot if there ever was one.

And is it just me, but are there no little boys in the Trump photo? He’s such a fuckin’ creeper.

I don’t think a picture EXISTS of President Obama with children where they’re not gazing at him adoringly (and adorably).

Har! You caught me imagining that just now.

Crap, I hate being wrong about shit like this. I was firmly in the “you mean ‘trawling’” camp. Thank you for posting.

But you see Uggs on girls who are also wearing shorts! WTF? Are you cold or not?