SO timely for me! I’m trying to add an afternoon routine right now, and flailing at it. Your suggestions are great. Thanks!

I’m invoking the deity of my choice on your dad’s behalf! All best wishes for his recovery and many happy years on the new ticker.

I’ll see your mouth pubes and raise you mouth pubes.

I can’t be the only one that sees a little poop in that x-ray — on the left?

Out of sight below the screen, she’s counting with one hoof.

Oh, look — a whole stable full of horsy bitches.

Do you both put them in the microwave full of water, or just squeezed out? Mine go in full, and I nuke them for 2 minutes without problems. NB: I have an older microwave that is not as powerful as a newer one. One minute may be plenty for you.

Asshole rooster = “chicken for dinner, every time!”

I don’t think he’s introspective enough. I could definitely see him killing somebody else. I think Mrs. Panucci got out just in time.

An underrated gem.

In case it hasn’t already been said — thank you for not auto-playing the video.

I used to love the sweet-on-sweet. Then I moved to NY and the everything bagel was revealed to me. With one egg, two eggs, bacon and cheese, then the glorious tuna salad.

That’s so funny; I’m just the opposite. My dream lunch is tuna salad on an everything bagel!

My heart is broken for you and your family. I’m so sorry.

I JUST ordered these bastards yesterday. Oh well.

I JUST ordered these bastards yesterday. Oh well.

Awesome podcast; I immediately bought the book. Thank you!

I got chicken pox as a teen, and got scars all over. A few on my face are still visible in my 50s.

Not true — getting chicken pox at any age other than childhood is very serious.

The photo is ‘shopped, but surprisingly little.

Did anybody else notice that the wives of these two don’t pass the “Get off your sister!” test? Each of the Mesdames Trump look disturbingly like Flicka Ivanka.