This is heartbreaking — I’m much more worried for this guy’s (DJ11's) daughter than yours. He has no idea what she’s going to face as a woman, least of which will be being called “hysterical.” And he’s contributing to it even now.

Now, the “Fucking Creeptastic TSA Patdown.”

It’s also too close to white-flesh-colored. I think it looks bad with bare legs. I can’t buy anything this color anymore.

This! I thought it was just my judgy-old-lady side.

“The study, funded by the National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases, found that their metabolisms never returned to normal—in fact, they slowed, making it inordinately difficult to keep off the weight.”

I hope this “friend” never talks to him again.

I read this IN HORROR this morning. I was hoping everybody was wrong about Brooksie (I have avoided him thus far thanks to your guidance). Seriously, fuck this guy.

They are all adorable; I’m just partial to adult dogs. They look like they’re getting excellent care! The pups are about 8 weeks, correct?

I love puppies and all, but that mama-dog face needs my kissin’.

Am I bad? Kitty elbows are my favorite!

I just wrote a song about this — at the top of your lungs, any note, any key.

Love you.

You pretty much gave the definition of “terror management theory.” Religion’s purpose is to manage people’s existential dread (and tell other people how to live their lives).

Remind me which bitch is a hobbit?

And then you know the whole wound and surgical sites are contaminated with bowel contents, because there’s no chance the bullet missed the intestine. They’re not kidding when they say he’s got a long road ahead of him.

I noticed that, too. A long time to wait in fear. And the crappy stuff he said in court? Man.

10/10 would snuggle.

That is one therapeutic dog. Those eyes! Those nose!

Gary Fisher = Force Drool.

Amen, sister!