Wait a second—you actually sold a vehicle before it burned down, fell over, and sank into the swamp that is your yard?!

You, sir, are growing up.

This is like David Tracy with a budget.

I say this as a former NASCAR fan and as commentary of this article but...

Mustang is crowned the best-selling sports car in the United States

Plaid on plaid.

The 11foot8 bridge has finally gone too far. 

I think there was stuff inside that building.

Counterpoint: I push even more when there’s the “wait” voice, it makes me feel like a DJ scratching a record.

a rag is as good as any no?

Given the overall condition, I think there’s a pretty strong change that this Jeep has no gas cap. Also, I wouldn’t worry about pressurizing the fuel system, I’d worry about popping a hole through rust on the tank.

Don’t worry, David.

Failure is always an option, I’ve been perfecting it for years.

I have no useful mechanical skills but I can bring you coffee and concerned sighs.

You say this like it was making tracks to begin with.

I discovered my CB would transmit through the BK system back in the 80's. Being an obnoxious teenager at the time, I surprised my order wasn’t poisoned.

This is what happens to a Mustang when it is made to do “high-performance” maneuvers near a crowd that it is not allowed run over/devour. It commits suicide because its population-culling purpose remains unfulfilled.

“But they don’t always use this trick for evil; occasionally, benevolent workers will throw some extra ketchup packets your way when they can tell you’re having a bad day”

So the thing to do is yell, “Put your pants back on!!”, and then see how many employees are waiting there for you at the window.

Hahahahaha... this shit’s all so stupid and pointl