David is the most ridiculous Don Quixote of lost causes. The man will pour his blood and sweat and hours of his life into the most absurd vehicles that defy all financial principles and also for some reason, persists upon pushing forward despite the fact every single one of these projects will fail to impress the…

So if I’m reading correctly, the hot take from this article is “It’s ok to buy a high mileage car if it’s meticulously maintained”. Astonishing 

“wow, it’s in great shape!”

That’s why I moved into a house next to a graveyard. All my neighbors are dead and never complain about anything. 

The opposite side of having HOAs is having David Tracy as your neighbor.

Pulled out? I see what you did there.

Not to say the HOA is right but where are the tire tracks the car left when it pulled out ?

We all know it’s way too nice for David. 

California - where even the crushed cars on the way to the shredder have less rust than anything in David Tracy’s yard.

David will you be buying that Ranger to replace your Jeep?

Geez, dude...apparently you love hitting your head against the brick wall and hitting your fingers with hammers.

Is there any hope for the rusted-out postal Jeep?

Moving to Texas would solve lots of my problems.

I think I’ll need a closed container to carry air.

You know how offroading guys like their disconnecting sway bars? David is one-upping them and just having the frame completely detach from everything it’s supposed to be attached to.

That is not a frame - that is abstract art.  The only way that Jeep is going to Moab is if you sandblast off everything that isn’t rust and carry what remains in a bucket.

Donuts on the interstate will get you pulled over.

I once saw a guy in a BMW use his turn signal. Hand to god! 

*ahem*