My first car was a 1981 Dodge diplomat wagon with dark metallic pine green paint. In 2006. I miss that thing still. 

Coming from a guy called AMC jeff, that's got to be high praise for different. Can't get much more different than the pacer, gremlin or even the marlin

I’m still struggling with the idea of his vehicles having interior trim, or at least him replacing it.

Proof that DT will leave no stone unturned in searching for parts for his semi-running fleet!

My German is rusty.

As are most of my other things. 

Editor: “Who should we give the story to?”

That must have been such a gift to the owner!
My grandfather is the original owner of a 1962 VW Bus, which he still drives around. It’s been through a lot in the family and has done countless miles. It’s always a treat when he tosses me the keys and we go on a drive because we can.

I’m sure she’s already arranged for a team to take you to Pueblo, Mexico for the task.

David...DAVID!

That’s ludicrous. There are only 42 streets with “Peachtree” in the name in metro Atlanta.

Not enough rust.

Every single car crash on CHiPs...and Stephen J Cannell shows.   

Number 4 - every. damn. time.

How about the extreme up and down of the steering wheel in a chase? If you did that IRL, you’d look like Helen Keller driving a rally course.

I hate when the do massive overhauls on a car for the Big Race/Score/Job/Whatever and the whole thing takes like 4 hours. They drop the transmission, swap the engine, put on a super charger, drop the weight a hundred pounds, do a custom exhaust, AND manage to go out to a late night diner and/or have a few beers before…

It’s a prototype ejector/smusher seat. Q was stroppy because 007 shagged his daughter...

I read minds.

As I was boarding my southwest flight earlier this week, I thought to myself “I’m surprised Jalopnik hasn’t done a “Here’s why there are spirals on airplane engine impeller cones” and poof it’s here.

And of course, the 1998 5.9L ZJ.