$25 says I can get at least one of these working.

This guy wheely likes her and decided it’s time he spoke to her, and he gave her a ring. Good thing he didn’t include the turn signal lever, because then he would be a stalker. If she finds out who it is, she should column up.

Ran when parked.

Years ago when I lived with roommates, one of them worked for Future Shop (it was the Canadian Best Buy, for those of you who don’t know what that is) installing speakers and CD players.

So was the car nice price or crack pipe?

OK, THANKS!

Mom had one, and you can stuff in a V8 and do this:

Pictures of the Imperial didn’t attach. I love these things.

No — I am Lexusblind.

Travis Okulski is the Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet of people.

I’ve got a 2 for 1: The Thunderbird:

Yeah cause the American Government is so good at not killing people.

At least the 3rd pedal will keep its next owner from turning it into a donk.

Back in college I worked at the local BMW dealer as a porter for both the sales and service departments, doing pretty much any random task the managers needed. Lady came in at closing time on a Friday to pick up her out-of-warranty 3-series that had been in for some work. It being a BMW the bill was fairly steep and…

I worked at a Buy-Here Pay-Here lot my family owned in the early ‘90s. We ran the gamut of odd behavior. It’s worth noting that it was in Central Florida. A few highlights:

- The time I had a raging hangover and drove a customer’s mid-70s F150 for evaluation. Customer was in the car and I didn’t abuse it at all. It…

I worked for a dealership a few years back, and a salesman once told me that a couple came in and wanted to look at and test drive a ton of cars. Being as they had wealth, he continued to help them through their decision. Eventually they bought a car, and when they were signing papers, the wife asked the salesman if…

“Lee Iacocca was the downfall of the Thing coming into the United States,” John Tritle said. He said about 30,000 were imported in 1973 and 1974, but the former Ford and Chrysler executive pressured the government to classify them as cars instead of multi-purpose vehicles.

Just.... +1 for the “if you’re nasty”. Always a welcome reference in my household.

I’m waiting for the Matthew McConaughy edition called the Alright-Alright-Alright.