*Throws a bucket of Mifeprex at Donald Trump*

Do you know what would be awesome? If we completely divorced health care from the employer/employee relationship. We could have some sort of, I don’t know, single payer system or something.

Yeah, but he wears a fanny-pack in 2016, so..............................................?

I can’t even handle the nerve of their “Help a Sister Out” signs. Like, at worst, this has absolutely no effect on you, but will fuck over tons of other women. Fuck right off, ladies.

I had no idea what to do there!!! Oy...that was tough, but like not in the fun way.

Which one of you monsters voted for TRUMPO?

more importantly... did kylie get sued by kris for not wearing black for this photo opp?

My bracket has “Not Being Here to Make Friends” taking the whole thing.

YOU CAN BE DOMINICAN OR BLACK BUT YOU CAN NOT BE A BLACK DOMINICAN, THAT IS INSANE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. BE-BOOP-BEEP.

Charlamagne the mediocre at best

BUT HOW HUMAN BE MORE THAN ONE IDENTITY SAME TIME? HOW WOMAN HAVE THOUGHTS? WHY WOMAN SPEAK? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MY NAME ANCIENT EMPEROR? TRUMP2016!

I think you meant to write Dina Lohan wants Ru$$ian grandkid$.

The kid was already scarred by virtue of the type of person the mother was. But poor kid anyway.

The decision reportedly has nothing to do with Dr. Luke’s alleged sexual abuse towards Kesha

So innovation, many wow

So even if this ridiculous bigotry does become law in Missouri, it’s just begging to become a Supreme Court case about the constitutionality of turning away customers for their sexuality, yes?

Bravo, Kim! I'm not even joking. This is a better response than I could have written in her situation.

I love this. Unexpectedly, I think I love her too? I’ve never watched her show, I won’t buy her app, but I get THIS. I wish I felt as comfortable and confident in my skin as she seems to. I admire her willingness to be herself, no matter what. Sure, she’s silly and ridiculous, but she’s got some serious hustle and she…