Planned Parenthood - the name says it all. If you PLAN your parenthood you will have a smaller change of an UNPLANNED parenthood.

Yes, but restricting access to abortion is really about the shame. SHAAAAAAME.

Did you know....

So what happens to the 16 year old who was distributing pornography?

I want another woman justice

Crying and clapping!

Maybe she also is modelling Trump Brand (TM) Bronzer?

I am getting this printed on a T-shirt, who wants one?

Counterpoint: this is awesome

As a woman that is also married to a fucking moron I suggest Kim embrace the ideas that she isn’t responsible for anybody’s actions but her own and that what other people think about her is none of her business. I mean, she won’t but I’ve put it out there.

Plot Twist - Kim Kardashian is the one with more common sense.

I have NEVER laughed so hard at late night TV. It was amazing. I know this sounds lame, but it really is like there is finally something marketed towards me, not males 18-whatever.

Didn’t have the sound on while watching this clip, but this movie looks like it might be pretty good with a fart reel.

Please let this be the beginning of a weeks worth of stories about beautiful English icons not dying from cancer.

Nope. My goddess wears sneakers.

“Every picture of you was when you were younger.” - Mitch Hedburg. (Take your.time,)

I’m going to get lots of flak for this, but I kind of love it. Because ten years after I was in a sorority, I know that I’ll never have been as hot as I was then.

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.