WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE COME GATHER THESE LADIES.

I’m so glad Miranda is blazing a trail for thin, beautiful white women with good genes to pose suggestively on fashion magazine covers. Wow.

MY EMOTIONS!

“Literally nobody supported you”

No he was typing on an iPhone 5/5s that happens to me all the time it’s infuriating.

I'm concerned about your period abuse.

Did your space bar go on strike?

her?

“I wonder what makes everyone so interested in me.”

suspects include mrs. wilson’s 9th grade physics class who had a test scheduled for today.

It’s a fancy shampoo/conditioner combo. Never trust those things. There’s a reason god created shampoo and conditioner separately.

I failed the part about charts on my SAT test.

Not to waylay the point however, the case of the coffee is a lot different than you think it was. That coffee case involved 3rd burns in the groin and thigh area from the coffee being far too hot, skin grafts and on top of that, she was the passenger in a car that was parked when she spilled it. The family just wanted…

She was awarded for her medical bills, that coffee was well into dangerous temperatures and caused third degree burns on 6% (eta actually it may have been 16%) of her body. It almost killed her. She was in the hospital for 8 days and needed skin grafts. She originally asked for her medical bills but they refused.

Dear Santa,

I suppose. I still think it smacks a little bit of not recognizing that Hillary isn’t her Husband and isn’t on the hook for the shitty things he may have done.

The fridge for sure.