American Horror Story: Calabasas

Lawmakers gave up $8 million in federal funding to deprive $380,000 from Planned Parenthood

Daughters. Educating fathers that women are actually human beings since the dawn of time.

Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

This is amazing:

If only the IRS would accept some sort of electronically filed returns, I bet it would be a real hit with young folks.

Will Ferrell rarely challenges himself but when he does (stranger thsn fiction being the best example) it can be amazing...

I try on American Apparel clothes when I want to feel bad about myself.

Mr. West, the doctor is ready to see you now:

Dude, right after I got my last iPhone, or upgraded its OS or something, apparently that was right after they started doing push-alerts? And I got a “HEAVY RAINS!!!! FLASH FLOODING POSSIBLE!!1!!!” alert — with my very loud startling txt tone — AT FOUR IN THE GODDAMN MORNING.

I agree, 27 is a weird and stupid age. I have about 6 more months to realize the point of it, but I’m not expecting much. Maybe 28 will be better, but that’s what I thought about 27 when I was 26. Come to think of it, your 20s as a whole seems like a pretty dumb idea. I may actually be looking forward to 30.

someone once said “i don’t have kids and have no problem with paying more taxes for schools, because i don’t want to live in a nation of idiots”

He’ll be incredibly confused when told he can’t pardon people for state crimes.

Good thing Ted’s never going to be president then.

you raid our uteri, we’ll raid your home. QUID PRO QUO, FUCKFACE.

A rare showing of what “corporate responsibility” really means. Good on PayPal.

Agred. I remember when I fell in love with Jezebel. Now I’m in this weird resentful marriage with her.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

a sex nap

I wonder if it also has to do with the differences between the current and past issues faced by people of color in other countries - like, NCIS could essentially take place under the auspices of any government with a navy, but shows about black people produced by American studios are, necessarily, about what it means…