I thought it meant something far more saccharine... that their brand new love makes them feel “lucky”.

Dammit this is melting my icy heart.

Her eyes are screamed for help. “Save me from the tourists”, they pleaded.

Holy shit! I’m glad that she’s at least allowed to give them an option to not pay attention.

I am aware. I just needed an image of a ghost baby- thus this gif happened

FACT: BRISTOL PALIN HAD TWO UNPLANNED PREGNANCIES THAT RESULTED IN BABIES. DON’T YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS LIKE BRISTOL PALIN?

FACT: YOU WILL BE HAUNTED BY YOUR ABORTED BABY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

FACT: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE AN ABORTION

Personally, I prefer the fatty Rex over this new, streamline version.

Jesus H.

I have an ex that loves football. To get through the pain of football season, I started developing “crushes” on the coaches of teams he didn’t like. Rex Ryan is bae.

I think I stay willfully ignorant towards some things so that my blood pressure doesn’t skyrocket. March for Life? Oh for fucks sake!

I am a Californian and this makes the least sense. Do they leave the pants there? Pants are expensive. Plus isn’t that littering? I am so happy that I woke up and it was 50° outside.

Reading about shit Stacy Dash says:

Morphine can cause hallucinations but how about getting test results before you victim blame? Hmmmmm? Dummies.

People keep commenting on my thread about how she deserved this. I will keep dismissing you. Tell someone else, I am not fucking interested.

HOLY FUCK.

This is really fucking heartbreaking to me.