Cool your jets, Don Draper. Fucking creep.

Had to come up with a solution for a previous foster dog of mine. Don’t fucking touch someone’s dog unless you ask.

I literally can’t with Mary Steenburgen. Her call is the equivalent of a pubescent boy’s voice changing 100% of the time.

Ivanka is now claiming that she tries her best to “stay out of politics.”

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This about sums it up

Fucking mind-boggling Arizona back at it again

Emma wonders how many more movie roles she can accept, that should have starred actors of color, before we turn on her.

Fuck that. This is legitimately terrifying and I would have shed nary a tear if the cops had panicked and shot these guys.

Bowling Green Massacre

Just so crazy, it might work.

Yes it is! This clip is actually from a disgusting moment where Bush wouldn’t stop asking Jlo about her ass and she was trying to discuss Maid in Manhattan. She deflects several times, even saying that the cute little boy from the movie was there and it was an inappropriate discussion.

This is how I feel all of the time when I read Dump’s twittery trash

Nooooo don’t even say that

This wins everything and has significantly lifted my spirits. Thank you. Here is something in return.

“Speaking of intimacy, Justin Theroux left the Golden Globes early to watch TV in pajamas with Jennifer Aniston”

“Speaking of intimacy, Justin Theroux left the Golden Globes early to watch TV in pajamas with Jennifer Aniston”

I thought I was going to read the story on Diddy’s son and be super jealous but literally nothing in there means anything to me.