amberelliott
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amberelliott
6/27/17 9:07PM
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Had to come up with a solution for a previous foster dog of mine. Don’t fucking touch someone’s dog unless you ask.

6/27/17 6:21PM
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I literally can’t with Mary Steenburgen. Her call is the equivalent of a pubescent boy’s voice changing 100% of the time.

6/26/17 10:42AM
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Ivanka is now claiming that she tries her best to “stay out of politics.”

2/07/17 10:46AM
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Emma wonders how many more movie roles she can accept, that should have starred actors of color, before we turn on her.

2/07/17 10:38AM
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Fuck that. This is legitimately terrifying and I would have shed nary a tear if the cops had panicked and shot these guys.

1/26/17 10:00AM
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Yes it is! This clip is actually from a disgusting moment where Bush wouldn’t stop asking Jlo about her ass and she was trying to discuss Maid in Manhattan. She deflects several times, even saying that the cute little boy from the movie was there and it was an inappropriate discussion.

1/24/17 3:22PM
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This wins everything and has significantly lifted my spirits. Thank you. Here is something in return.

1/10/17 9:54AM
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“Speaking of intimacy, Justin Theroux left the Golden Globes early to watch TV in pajamas with Jennifer Aniston” Read more

1/10/17 9:54AM
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“Speaking of intimacy, Justin Theroux left the Golden Globes early to watch TV in pajamas with Jennifer Aniston” Read more

1/01/17 12:09PM
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I thought I was going to read the story on Diddy’s son and be super jealous but literally nothing in there means anything to me.