Jurassic Porker
amberelliott
Jun 27 2017
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Had to come up with a solution for a previous foster dog of mine. Don’t fucking touch someone’s dog unless you ask.

Jun 27 2017
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I literally can’t with Mary Steenburgen. Her call is the equivalent of a pubescent boy’s voice changing 100% of the time.

Jun 26 2017
6

Ivanka is now claiming that she tries her best to “stay out of politics.”

Feb 7 2017
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Emma wonders how many more movie roles she can accept, that should have starred actors of color, before we turn on her.

Feb 7 2017
7

Fuck that. This is legitimately terrifying and I would have shed nary a tear if the cops had panicked and shot these guys.

Jan 26 2017
15

Yes it is! This clip is actually from a disgusting moment where Bush wouldn’t stop asking Jlo about her ass and she was trying to discuss Maid in Manhattan. She deflects several times, even saying that the cute little boy from the movie was there and it was an inappropriate discussion.

Jan 24 2017
20

This wins everything and has significantly lifted my spirits. Thank you. Here is something in return.

Jan 10 2017
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“Speaking of intimacy, Justin Theroux left the Golden Globes early to watch TV in pajamas with Jennifer Aniston” Read more

Jan 10 2017
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“Speaking of intimacy, Justin Theroux left the Golden Globes early to watch TV in pajamas with Jennifer Aniston” Read more

Jan 1 2017
13

I thought I was going to read the story on Diddy’s son and be super jealous but literally nothing in there means anything to me.