Don’t worry, Angelina Jolie is NOT moving to Camodia.

What is MRF? I tried googling it but that was not helpful.

If my husband was parading around with Dump, I would leave his ass for a lip ring too.

Literally same.

This all makes me feel kinda sad for Mariah.

How is this the cutest gif?

I thought rapper Mase too!

Anne Rice...

“Your son could be older than you. What are we talking about? Human years? Soul years? Creative years? Years of what? That’s how I see things. I don’t know how old I am. I can’t say”.

2016...

Mizzou Frat Accused of Requiring Pledges to Drug Women Before Trying to Have Sex with Them

What else is there to say?

And then she looks sad and he’s all “jkjk just teasing” like yeah that totally makes it better ya prick.

I wholeheartedly agree that this is the second best thing I’ve seen today.

That baby has Down’s Syndrome

“He’ll be required to complete an alcohol-treatment program, whereupon his weapons-misconduct charge will be expunged from his record."

The thought of this is terrifying

Congrats, Stephanie March?

If only those Sandy Hook kids had read that book...

“as earth-shattering as Blanche’s headboard”