This is perfect. You win.

They spelled my name wrong.

That thing with Scott Dissick really sucks. Not only is it animal abuse, he’s also harassing his followers with a dick they never consented to see. Fuck that.

Let’s be old-lady friends, please.

Those buttholes are so funny and also so gross. I don’t know how to feel.

Lady Meow Meow, anyone?

I wonder if this is the world’s largest shoe?

I couldn’t have done better. Her dress is amazing. I feel like it’s very football college appropriate.

Caitlin Jenner sucks. But am I understanding that Gervais didn’t apologize for being a piece of shit PLUS compared her to to a serial rapist? Fuck him. Fuck everything.

Aiden would NEVER do this.

“Reporting on rape has unique challenges... I hope that my mistakes in reporting this story do not silence the voices of victims that need to be heard.”

I am team Brandi on this one. That would absolutely piss me off.

Carrie has horrible taste in men. She couldn’t love a sad-sack sweetie like Aiden.

Probably not now that she dumped him.

Too many fleas in his beard, maybe?

I was about to say that I’m really surprised they didn’t put, “no fatties”. Maybe they thought that that would be crossing a line?

I think the poses are dumb for modeling and distract from the clothes but he is quite pretty and they look good on him.

Tale as old as time: diagnosed mentally retarded person goes down for a terrible fucking crime. Poor Steven. Poor Brendan. Just such a goddamn cock-up and it’s not even unusual which is the worst part. Well...second worst. The injustice for Theresa as well as the rape victims after Steven was arrested. Uggghhhhh

I just don’t even know how to feel about Kate Winslet lately. Do you have feminist ideals or no? I will never stop loving “Heavenly Creatures” (or “Titanic”, I know, I know) but you keep playing with my emotions.