Dean Norris is, apparently, my spirit animal. Huh.

I don’t think that this accurately represents the bush of our ancestors so I give the painting 6/10. Personally, I wouldn’t have spent a dime over $100 mil

‘First place in that regard belongs to Pablo Picasso’s “Women of Algiers (Version O)”, which sold for $179.4 million at Christie’s in May of this year.’

Merry Christmas. Come all ye faithful. Boycott non-Christian-specific holiday wishes.

Steve Harvey is being a bit callous with the jokes considering it was abuse that set her off (but that really doesn’t surprise me coming from Steve Harvey)

I don’t get bullied (anymore. Yay surounding myself with good people). However, it was obvious to me that Ashley was getting bullied. I can only speak for what my eyes perceive as pleasant, I’m certainly no fashion expert. I liked a lot of the designer’s clothes but it was their attitudes that swayed my preferences.

That made me hate Candice as well. Ashley is a bad bitch with a paintball gun. Edmond’s designs were also great.

I really like Ashley but I’m fat and sensitive to bullying so I couldn’t help but rally for her. So many times it just felt like the other designers were counting her out because they didn’t like the way she looked. I hope she makes it big since we chubs need more beautiful plus size clothes.

Mod cloth was selling a pair with a bunny and another with a unicorn and I wanted to die they were so cute. But I would NEVER pay over $100 for a pair of shoes. Being heavy means that I ruin my shoes way too fast to shell out that kind of dough.

Holy shit! My mother is Peruvian and I’ve never heard anything about this. I need to call her later.

There is no way anyone could look at me and think that I didn’t have pets. Covered in hair and vaguely smelling of kennel. The first time my partner stayed over, my dog peed on me while we were sleeping. She was deeply upset over the intrusion I guess, but my dude took it in stride. Now we have 4 dogs and 2 cats…

• Men and women agreed that the worst traits include “disheveled/unclean,” “lazy,” and “too needy.”

He’s so thoughtful, but complained when I asked him to make me a turkey sandwich

I <3 Willem and this is my favorite meme

:(

Have faith my friend

True story, Mark: my boyfriend won me over because he sent me a video of him playing the Jurassic Park theme on the melodica. #reallove

How did you know what I was doing?