“...the presence of pregnant girls will ‘serve as a negative influence to other innocent girls,’”

Mine is too. I tell him that he’s a beautiful chihuahua, inside and out. Then he saw this jacket and is currently hounding me for it. With influences like Georgette and Kylie Jenner, what’s a mother to do?

I’m also a fan of how the fur collar makes the dog’s bust so voluptuous. Reminds me of Georgette from Oliver & Co.

All the fucking stars for use of “jebroni”. I’ve been wanting to bring it back.

Yeah and some Arabic spam (which I know because Google translate told me).

Huh.

Faux fur pet jacket is my everything. Look at how damn snuggly and not unhappy this Yorkie is!

Randi, do you know if it’s possible to block spam accounts that follow you? I’ve gotten 3 in the last 3 days.

I thought it was supposed to be a moose

• Nina Dobrev doesn’t tip!

Are you sure you have a male? My guy is about 15 years old, full grown, and in an 80 gallon. But if you have a female, they get much, much bigger. The general rule is 10 gallons per inch of shell.

Here is a picture of my very disapproving turtle because your comment made me sad

You are a good thing

“The police make ‘Black’ on my traffic tickets.”

Donald Trump:

I feel really, really sad for Nicole Kidman. She seems like a nice person and I bet she was/is a really nice mom.

Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Tatum went as Dr. Suess’s Cat in the Hat.