Yep. I dumped Aladdin as soon as I saw Jurassic Park. 7 year olds can be so fickle.

You. I love you.

I am an only child and was always really lonely too so I get it. I wanted her adventure.

1. 28 year old me should not think that young Sawa is hot but I do. Sorry world.

I kinda thought that Sara Hyland should’ve just gotten a second cup of coffee. Whole day RUINED? That’s pretty extreme.

Shame on Hillary for questioning the health of Gary. He was having a rough year. The stress hernia came back and he was doing the best he could.

Plumpy’nut sounds like one of those terrifying urban dictionary sex references-

Cats. Are. Awesome.

I have a sweater that I wear regularly that says “I ❤ CATS”

“black slime”, “playing the race game”, “subhuman creeps”, “First of all, there is no police brutality in America. We ended that back in the ’60s”

When you want to approach the NRA like:

“We believe women might not only be no worse than men at performing certain tasks in space, but actually better.”

I love circus peanuts

I live to serve