That would be the most exciting thing monopoly has done since ever

I hope it’s more riveting than the boardgame

• Xenu is feuding with Leah Remini or whatever.

That looks great

This was my absolute favorite part. Like, get it Zola!

Zola: I’ve never met a man called Z or a woman named Jess

Because hamsters and butterflies are bffs -nevermind that they’re omnivorous and would eat the shit out of a butterfly.

Harris Faulkner (the hamster) doesn’t even look like a damn hamster. That is a kitty with human ears.

Totally agree. That video is really hard to watch and the trauma the other kids felt in addition to the terrible assault committed makes me want to rage cry.

We had “school safety officers” in high school. They were our little beach town’s real police. All they ever did was hang out, joke around, and sometimes bust kids for smoking weed.

“Trash is art is trash is art is trash.” -Yoko Ono

“In spite of this tragedy, the Homecoming game against the University of Kansas began at its scheduled time...”

But I love Kate Winslet! Yet sometimes I just have no idea what the hell she’s doing in certain films. Like, girl...gurl...grrrl just say no

So what you’re saying here is that Kim’s birthday wasn’t that bad, right?

Very sexy but I would also like to nominate Jeff Goldblum and James Spader

Oh my god thank the blessed lord that this gif exists. It’s making me tear up a bit from happiness