Ooh what’s the name?

The little otter is so mad at her trainer right here. Like damn, why did you give her the cups in the wrong order you monster.

This gives me happy feels

All I remember about Charo is her appearance as a singing toad in Don Bluth’s stellar movie Thumbelina

This reminds me of to-be fathers justifying circumcision because “I want it to look like mine”. Very weird Daddy Bieber.

Charo’s getting a reality show!

‘Adding insult to injury, someone at HBO titled the episode “Hot Ghetto Mess,”...’

“It’s expensive to be poor.”

I finally got stitches for the first time in my 25th year. A glass teapot lid shattered in my hand when I was trying to use it as a cookie cutter for eggs in a basket. Two perfectly arched slices garnered me 9 stitches. Since I had never hurt myself in this way before (and the Dr. was heavy on the lidocaine) I didn’t…

Jessica Chastain acknowledges that no one can tell the difference between her and Bryce Dallas Howard.

Belgians are my FAVORITE

Vodka Martini, dirty. I generally have Ketel One which I love but my partner bought me some garbage on a whim and I’m sad. But I like drinking so I’ll take it.

“...putting her daughter’s health in danger by injecting her with urine.”

Perfectly abled and literally watched it 2 hours ago. George Clooney is in his late 50’s in the film and is holding a grudge against young Athena for not having human emotion and reciprocating his love among other things. Obviously she doesn’t have the mentality of a teenager but some of the looks he threw her way…

Did anyone here watch “Tomorrowland” and find George Clooney’s love for that adorable 13-year-old-looking robot way creepy?

“...our national food tastes are more boring than a Ted Talk about municipal sewage reclamation systems.”

This judge is probably voting for Donald Trump.

Can an email be “heinous”? Really?

Because the terms “overweight” and “underweight” are really loaded for argument/interpretation. I am not overweight, I am what I am. Fat? Yes. Overweight? Over what weight? What is this universal standard of measurment that determines what your “ideal weight” should be? If you don’t know yet, the BMI chart is a piece…