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  • Meghan Trainor HATES the term “plus size” and says, “It should be gone.” [Celebitchy]

What war on women?

Today I called my dad an asshole that’s one step away from turning into a cave hermit. He laughed a lot and said that sounded like an ideal lifestyle choice.

I would watch the abridged version of Elizabethtown with you as the screen writer Kara.

Operating any vehicle while under the influence can result in penalties. I know more than one person who got a “BUI” or “Biking while intoxicated”. Whatever the cops call it it is generally deserved as you can definitely hurt someone (or yourself) while shit faced on a bicycle. I hairline fractured my elbow once that

I live really close by. Maybe it’s time that I paid a visit to campus

  • Rihanna is “trying hard” not to fall for Travis Scott. [THL]

Bowie is too hot for anyone except Iman.

Thank you. Does anyone know who this is besides Ellie?

Everytime I see his face I can’t help but think of this painting of him done with menstrual blood. I feel like that’s a good thing.

It is real. San Francisco is the most expensive city in the United States

You’ll have to show me a picture :)

I have a friend who lives in San Francisco. A 400 ft Sq studio. $2700. The bay area housing crisis is terrible.

This is wildly heartbreaking

Do it! It’s so easy and the cats are just stoked! Memphis was taking an intense cat nap earlier. Small sized pillows fit perfectly.

Is hot. Is.

Ikea doll beds screwed together. They frickin love them.

This is one of my absolute favorites