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“My biggest concern is when it comes to images of people of color on television and film, no matter what, negative stereotypes of people of color, we’ve always had The Cosby Show to hold up against that, that’s the thing that saddens me the most...”

I only have 164 followers because people probably get tired of the huge amount of cat / dog pics I post

I’m going to be Cruella this year for a second time. It’s hilarious for me because I’m an insane animal lover/activist and plus she’s just a damn good villain.

You would think Arken’s dick pissed in your cornflakes or something

Do you think it’s more likely that Braff reads Jez or watches The View?

Some life advice for Palin Junior that can be summed by one of my favorite quotes ever:

You’ve been drinking tea with Yoko again, haven’t you?

I blame the fact that 99% of modern jeans for women are blended with spandex (also thighs rubbing and my bike seat). However, I can ruin a new pair of jeans in about 2 months and I insist that this is way faster than normal.

My friend sent me this link just now because she insists on calling me out on my years long habit of getting drunk, eating meat sometimes, and making her (and anyone else around me) promise not to tell anyone that i was a terrible vegetarian. Yep. I have basically no self control when I get shitty drunk.

10 years ago, a friend of mine got a DUI a week after he got his license for driving like an idiot near a cop station. It was 2am and no one was on the road but he was 18 and even .01 gets ya thrown in jail.

Yeah I am horrified and yet delighted with the gif. Like, baby hella deserves that and what the fuck is wrong with that parent.

Right?! I am so picky about kissing. I will totally put up with “meh” sex if I like a person but if you are a shitty kisser, there is no way you’re getting in my panties.

I love that she called out the bullshit pink ribbon when it’s so very obvious that the NFL doesn’t care about women but only their precious reputation.