I don’t really care to watch real sports but I LOVE me some sports dramas or in the case of EB&D, a sports comedy.

This sad, fat seal is me. That really sucks and I’m sure you can kick cancer’s ass

You’ve gotten so many responses and that’s wonderful. I’ve suffered from anxiety, depression, PTSD for years. Currently my depression is pretty well managed but I’ve been an extreme agoraphobic for the past 6 months. I have barely left my house, need to get drunk before I go to an event I know I can’t miss (such as a…

Oh my GOD! Coco? It’s Bitsy from the country club!

Eastbound & Down

“an athlete who drives his family and friends crazy after he suddenly retires.”

Most of the outfit I can deal with but those shoes are horrible.

I blame Harry Potter for this. I definitely read most things in a British accent.

This is the most likeable thing that Hillary has done for me all year

“According to the Times, Clinton turned down the keynote address to the Human Rights Campaign, a powerful LGTBQ lobbying group, in order to make her second appearance on the show.”

Hashtag: feel the Bern *shrug*

“I’m being held as a political prisoner in Melbourne, AU by Minister Peter Dutton.”

You just sit on the sink as if it’s a toilet and yeah I guess it helps if you’re tall... or there is always squatting in the tub. But this is really just reserved for parties where everyone is wasted and there is only a single bathroom.

Let’s guess what they’ll say about the shooter:

I’m really glad that you and your siblings were able to see past the bullshit. Discouraging a child from learning, from being advanced, from expanding their horizons is just terrible and negligent and gross.

I made a fig pie with figs from my tree. Accidentally vegan recipe. Tasted like a more savory apple pie. Delish!

I feel like a lacy, higher waist, flesh toned thong panty would have been cute. Would have at least eliminated underwear lines.

This ⬆