“Our goal has always been to touch rich millennials through storytelling, and the idea is to create a shoppable lifestyle.”

As much as I would like to not be taxed for things that I don’t support, taxes are really important. And if someone who makes under 20,000 a year can understand that, fucking billionaires should too.

Don’t forget “The House Bunny” where they dorks needed to be made over into hotties to literally not become homeless.

I didn’t understand at first but now I totally do and WTF

Agree. I actually thought that there was some law protecting children from paparazzi but maybe it’s just in a certain state or never got passed.

This actually made me a little sad and I am in no way invested in Dancing with the Stars.

“firing an employee for being HIV-positive”

Yeah he is not wrong 🙆

I am a super poor and am currently spending hundreds of dollars on my cats to make their lives more fulfilling.

“Being right and being alone is a challenging existence.”

“Not at all. That scene absolutely does exist, and that voice saying what I said they were saying — “We’re gonna keep it alive to harvest its brain — exists as well.”

Walk to the back of the line, sister

Google would have provided swifter results but the “I” stands for “Intersex”

“full frontal male nudity”

Not just you

I also love pre-national treasure Nicolas Cage. So babely.

It’s. So... Beautiful

Jeff definitely needs more representation around here. I can only do so much.

Speaking of “loaner” shirts: when I was in middle school, teachers would make you wear a shirt that said “LONER” in gym class if you forgot your p.e. uniform.