No it’s from 9 to 5

I got hippy icy hot (made with chili, peppermint, eucalyptus, basically all hot burning oils) on my nipples when I applied it to my chest after a shower (I was sick and without vaporub). It melted downward and holy hell my poor girls. Fire. It was like fire.

Ghostbusters reboot:

Yeah airport bars will really sell ya on the “double” considering it is twice the size for like 3 more dollars

I haven't! I didn’t even know about it

This was 14 years ago when there was very little merch available and the choices were Gryffindor or Slytherin. I love Ravenclaw colors and Luna is my favorite and I always wanted her and Neville to end up together but that Cho just left a bad taste in my mouth. Also sort of sad that all of the Hufflepuff characters…

I am also a huge HP nerd. I wore a gryffindor scarf all through high school and thought it made me the coolest. Also I had the Harry Potter soundtrack that I listened to on the regular. Also this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read and I wanted to share it with you:

God bless you VonQueso. I have been laughing like a maniac to myself for over a minute now. There are literal tears falling from my lids.

I think for me it was the beer bottle opener and the fact that I have no idea what any of those shows are on the food network are so I picked the diner one.

Insecure fat sisters unite! For real though, getting like, a lacy nightie or a see-through panty or something that sexes up his preferred body part and go about your business like nothings up. Whenever I wear anything out of the ordinary my SO pays attention. There is an amazing plus size lingerie online place based…

Holy shit!

I thought that Julia Child and her husband weren’t very happy thought? At least that’s what I think I remember from watching “Julia and Julia”.

I am pretty sure that I’m the only person on Jezebel who got Goldie Hawn’s Mess Hall

Yeah what can I say I like the Julia characters a bit more than mopey Buttercup

I may be a mess hall but Bobby is a monster for making me choose between Julia and Heath or Julia and Richard. Monster I say!

I am a black sheep because damn I cannot keep my mouth shut when family members are being unjust.

Eta everyone answered the question already

A minora correction perhaps? A bunch of people have told me already and all I can say is that I didn’t know that I didn’t pee out of my clitoris until I was 12 so I’m lucky that I got so close to begin with :)

No no. A few people corrected me and said that the hymen is actually at the opening of the vagina which blew my mind because I’m a a lady and should know everything about my lady parts. But I was close at least haha