Hey someone in this thread pointed out that I’m a dum dum and the hymen is actually at the OPENING of the vagina. Crazy. I’m wishing my sex ed had been a bit more comprehensive as well as wondering why the hell you can’t edit kinja posts after a certain amount of time.

Haha I guess I’m not a know it all either! I knew most of the story though. AND I KNOW WHERE THE CLIT IS FOR SURE :)

It’s possible! Lube lube lube!!!

Awful childhood nickname thread?

I have a sick feeling that these men who have no idea how to find a clit also have no idea that a hymen isn’t a membrane of skin that completely covers your cervix until a penis comes along and pops it like a balloon. If it was, “virginal” women could never have a period or any discharge.

If you don’t love Octavia Spencer then there is something wrong with you

Oh god. I’ve done nothing. You’re opinion greatly effects me. I’m killing myself now because you find a white female comedian who tells a multitude of racist jokes worthy of millions of dollars because she “worked” for it. I’m just some piece of shit normal that is critical of how she makes her money. Goodbye cruel…

What have I done? Hmmm. Not this:

I wish I could get 8 million dollars for being white and having white opinions.

We had been friends since we were 2. I’m glad to see there are others here who know what I’m talking about

I was thinking about Heavenly Creatures yesterday and reflecting that besides the murder and sex, my best friend and I were a lot like these girls. In love yet competing and there was a rumour at school that we were lesbians because we would hold hands around campus. We don’t have much in common anymore but I get…

Did you get him from Wonder Dog rescue?

I fostered a Xolo! Notoriously hard to housebreak so not as uncommon as you might think in rescue. His name was Franz and he was pink with ginger hair on his head that looked like a buzz cut. Way uglier than the black xolos imo. I still miss that little guy.

(Responsible) Breeder contracts are generally very strict and will plainly outline when an animal can be bred and the original breeder usually orchestrates and keeps part (if not all) of the profits. It is also likely that the contract stated that violations of the agreement meant that she could take the dog back. Not…

My mom bought me a book and spared us both the embarrassment of a conversation.

Am I the only one who has ever spit gum into a loved one’s mouth for fun? It’s funny. I swear it’s funny.

“absolutely ratchet and absurd”